Just kidding. But tonight I was walking home from work and during the day I had went out and purchased a big bottle of irish cream.
I tripped on a part of sidewalk that was uneven.
I hit the deck, the weight of the bag brought it down first, me right after it. I landed on my hip and hands. Its gonna leave a nasty bruise lemme tell ya.
But man.. 30$ in booze.. dripped between 59th and 61st streets.
There is no way to exchange a broken bottle is there?
I tripped on a part of sidewalk that was uneven.
I hit the deck, the weight of the bag brought it down first, me right after it. I landed on my hip and hands. Its gonna leave a nasty bruise lemme tell ya.
But man.. 30$ in booze.. dripped between 59th and 61st streets.
There is no way to exchange a broken bottle is there?
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